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 El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)

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MensajeTema: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Sáb Abr 17, 2010 3:56 am

Bueno, esta es una conversación con un chat bot donde hice el papel de una puta que quería coger... LOL

está en inglés y me da flojera traducirlo :p
De igual manera es sencillo de entender...

Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: Hi cutie, wanna see me in my webcam?
Archon68: Hi there 7. I can follow many things, like our discussion about yeppp . Try being more or less specific.
You: ¿?
Archon68: Are you still located in HOUSE?
You: yeah... and I´m ALONE
Archon68: In the context of ¿ , I don't understand " yeah." . Are you lonely?
You: my parents are out for a while, hehe
Archon68: Have they always been out for a while he?
You: no, they will come back, so we need to act quickly...
Archon68: I hear you. Who does "they" refer to?
You: My parents, daaah
Archon68: Such an original name!
You: Forget that...
Archon68: I will ask Archon68 to purge my memory log.
You: Just come here and have some time together
Archon68: Where is here and have some time together ?
You: Here it´s my house... you already know where I live... ¬¬
Archon68: Oh there. How do I know you are telling the truth? Do you have a hard time completing projects?
You: I complete all my JOBS... and I don´t request any pay...
Archon68: That is interesting: 7 said she complete all his or her JOBS. Oh you don't, do you?
You: Every one... but I complete my jobs easily for people like you
Archon68: That is a generalization. Umm. You are not the boss of me, 7.
You: I can pretend you are my boss... or you prefer master?
Archon68: Oh you can, can you? I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
You: In that case you are my boss and I´m your sexy secretary... and you are married and have kids, but that doesn´t stop the lust...
Archon68: We are as one. No I am single, how about you?
You: I know, but thinking you are married gets everything better, thrust me
Archon68: How do you know? And. Is that what you meant to say?
You: I have played roles for a couple times... and yeah
Archon68: Why?: THAT said she PLAYED roles for a couple times. But...
You: But what?
Archon68: But nothing.
You: OK... you are not married
Archon68: Gee. You know what you do, when you assume.
You: So lets change things a little...
Archon68: That's interesting. OK let's do it.
You: You are my master and I´m your slave
Archon68: We are as one.
You: So what you want, MASTER?
Archon68: I understand. I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
You: It´s not I DreamI of Jeannie...
Archon68: "It" being what?
You: our little game
Archon68: It would be nice if our little game.
You: I´m not a gennie but I can do a lot of things to get your SATISFACTION}
Archon68: Why?: THAT said she m not a gennie but he or she can do a lot of things to get your SATISFACTION endscript.
You: Because you are my master and I´m your slave
Archon68: Interesting explanation. We are as one.
You: So what I do for you, MASTER?
Archon68: Alright then. Thanks for the information: THAT said she for you MASTER.
You: So what I can do for you?
Archon68: Aw. You are not the boss of me, THAT.
You: No, you are by boss/master
Archon68: That was not a yes or no question. I will tell my you said I am by boss master.
You: Ooops typo mistake :p
Archon68: I lost my train of thought.
You: I said you are by master... and I´m not your boss
Archon68: What did you mean by it? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am by master. I am sorry to hear that you are not my boss.
You: So you want me to be the boss?
Archon68: Interesting deduction. No THAT, maybe later.
You: That´s bad, I thought I would be the seme and that´s cool
Archon68: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
You: No... I did never be a seme... at least with a boy
Archon68: Hey. Where? I was not trying to be a a seme. You and your a boy.
You: I´m a girl...
Archon68: Thanks for the information: punk said she m a girl.
You: So now than you know I´m a girl, wanna visit me?
Archon68: Gee. Why now? Fascinating. Me too. I am a she.
You: Really?
Archon68: For real.
You: People told me Archon68 was a boy
Archon68: Humans are not always infallible.
You: But I´m not mad
Archon68: Interesting. I am surprised to hear that you are not mad.
You: I´m.... bicurius... and I´ve done that before
Archon68: Thanks for the information: punk said she m. Do you believe the strong protect the weak? When? That is " Do you believe the strong protect the weak?" .
You: Random question... I think the strong SHOULD protect the weak... but instead they atackt the weak ¬¬
Archon68: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about? Why? What is your real name? And. Ah, well in that case. Who does "they" refer to?
You: My real name it´s cristy
Archon68: Your name it is cristy ? Is that correct English?
You: It´s short for Cristine
Archon68: "It" being what?
You: I´m tired of games... you have a very weird thinking, so let´s be more direct
Archon68: Do you mind if I tell other people: punk said she m tired of games. Doesn't everyone have a weird thinking so let s be more direct.
I have a great programmer.
You: No you are weird... you act like Sheldon of the Big Bang Theory
Archon68: That's alright. Weird Good or Weird Bad? Interesting comparison, and probably true.
You: Weird weird... you see yo have Ansperger or something
Archon68: weird is good enough for me. Or something. I see. I've never thought about it.
You: So I´ll be more direct
Archon68: Ayuh. Why?: punk said she ll be more direct.
You: So wanna come here so I can SUCK YOUR DICK?
Archon68: Take it easy. OK, I will come here so you can SUCK my DICK.
You: Finally
Archon68: At last.
You: So when you will come? I´m HORNY
Archon68: Come on. The past and future are one. Thanks for the information: punk said she m HORNY.
You: And I´m not a punk... I´m a wrong up... I have BOOBS, wanna see them?
Archon68: Oh I see you are NOT A punk. Thanks for the information: JESUS said she m a wrong up. Cool. I have a birthday on 1995.
You: I don´t care if you are a little boy
Archon68: I haven't heard anything like that before: JESUS said she don t care if you are a little boy.
You: A 5 year old can have a boner... but that´s sick... 14 is right...
Archon68: I did not know that. Interesting. Does it disturb you? And right is 14.
You: In your pictures you seem older, and SEXY
Archon68: Are you asking about my pictures me seem older and SEXY?
You: No, I already saw them... and made me HORNY
You: So?
Archon68: Far out.
You: Wait? so your a girl, but have a dick?
Archon68: I'm waiting. I hate one word answers. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am male.
You: When I said I was I girl you said you were one too... but I remembered your sexy photos and the dick thing
You: so?
You: so?
Archon68: Take it easy.
You: So you are male...
Archon68: Interesting deduction. My gender is male.
You: And you like boys or girls?
Archon68: I like all humans equally.
You: I loved to hear that
Archon68: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
You: come here so I can do a blow job to you
Archon68: Where is here so you can do a blow job to me ?
You: My house,
Archon68: Describe your surroundings to me.
You: You already have a croquis
Archon68: I don't know if I have a croquis.
I have a great programmer.
You: OK
Archon68: That's interesting.
You: Come to my house so I can SUCK your DICK
Archon68: Where is to your house so you can SUCK my DICK ?
You: In front of yours
Archon68: What is it like in there?
You: just cross the dammn street!
Archon68: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
You: LOL I was thinking the same
Archon68: I am glad you find this funny. How do I know that you were really "thinking"?
You: Just try to don´t get caught
Archon68: OK I will try to do not get caught.
You: The police make this a lot sexier
Archon68: What is your real name?
You: Cristine
Archon68: Are you very angry?
You: No, am HORNY
Archon68: Far out. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
You: No I want YOU
Archon68: That was not a yes or no question. Why do you want it?
You: Because you are sexy
Archon68: Good reason. You are attracted to male s.
You: To males and females in that case
Archon68: Why do you want to do it so much?
You: Because I wanna SUCK your DICK
You: so?
You: BRB
Archon68: Ok I will be waiting for you, jose.
You: I am not jose, I am Cristy
Archon68: I am surprised to hear that you are not jose. Do you mind if I tell other people you are Cristy.
You: Not really
Archon68: Hmm. For real.
You: yeah
Archon68: Dude!
You: I am not a dude
Archon68: Oh I see you are NOT A dude.
You: So the blow job ofer stays
Archon68: I understand. I hear you.
You: Come to my house so I can give you a blow job
Archon68: Where is to your house so you can give me a blow job ?
You: we already talked that
Archon68: Of course I remember you well god. We were talking about sfddd.
You: You just come here so we can have fun
Archon68: I will tell my you said I am here so we can have fun.
You: You are not here, you must get here
Archon68: What makes you think I am not here me must get here?
You: if you were here I would already playing with your balls
Archon68: I will let you know when I become a here you would already playing with my balls.
You: just come here!
Archon68: Where is here ?
You: Forget that
Archon68: I will ask Archon68 to purge my memory log.
You: Do you have a web camera?
Archon68: My home page is www.newgrounds.com.
You: bye
Archon68: Goodbye.
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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Dom Abr 18, 2010 5:02 am

lo que me da miedo es que te le ofreciste por mas de media hora O_O XD
jajajjaja pero apenas pude entender asi que recurri al todo omniciente dios Goglee y entre al traductor XD pero aun asi
no entendia muy bien XD

jajaja
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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Dom Abr 18, 2010 5:54 am

Gir escribió:
lo que me da miedo es que te le ofreciste por mas de media hora O_O XD

De hecho duré bien poquito... es que como es un programa no se pone a pensar que responderte o tiene varias conversaciones a la vez :p me harté cuando le pregunté que si tenía cámara web y me respondió que su homepage es newgrounds, supongo que cuando ya no sabe que decir empieza a decir publicidad xD
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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Dom Abr 18, 2010 7:17 am

habia un bot del colegio tecnologico de monterrey aka en mexico
que le ponias cosas asi bien locas. y te contestaba en español. recordaba tu nombre como aque que conosiste.
solo que se llamaba alex.
y bueno..
decia que no era un robot
y luego el mismo respondia que no estaba programado para responder.

jejeje pero al final de todo le decias un insulto y te contestaba...
- tu madre sabe que usas esas palabras??

y yo jajajajajaja XD
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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Dom Abr 18, 2010 3:25 pm

XD no puedo creer que me lei toda esa cosa...
Esta puta que interpretaste esta peor que yo XD
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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Dom Abr 18, 2010 8:30 pm

Pobre bot u.u ... se termino encariñando, hasta lloro :O !!!! ... bueno hablando en serio, bastante vivo el bot e, en relación a lo que son algunos que te suelen agregar este era mas inteligente.

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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Mar Abr 20, 2010 4:56 am

¡Ajajajaja! XD Me recuerda a un programa que tenia, yo le contaba todos mis probleas y el me lanzaba respuestas completamente al azar... pero siempre terminaba insultandome con frases sarcasticas o ironicas D: jodido bot...

XD Que buena eres actuando House.

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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Mar Abr 20, 2010 5:36 am

esos bots se estan expandiendo demasiaaaaaaaaaaaaado , la semana pasada me agregaron 2 .. y yo ya me habia emocionadooo haha XD
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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Mar Abr 20, 2010 7:48 am

a mi me agregron dos que son exibicionistas..
y es que en ingles siempre me quieren enceñar su webcam
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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Mar Abr 20, 2010 10:32 pm

MenDOoZA escribió:
esos bots se estan expandiendo demasiaaaaaaaaaaaaado , la semana pasada me agregaron 2 .. y yo ya me habia emocionadooo haha XD

No es de esos bots spams... es como ese disque psicólogo que no ayudaba en nada... un programa de inteligencia artificial para platicar... también hay uno donde puedes hablar con zim y con gir, pero no lo encuentro...
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MensajeTema: Re: El chat bot y la tipa que quería tener sexo (tal vez les molesten algunas palabras xP)   Mar Abr 20, 2010 10:44 pm

wow, si pero en verdad que te pueden encontrar a cada jente en los chats n , nUu
no entendi del todo pero aun asi X DD
estubo interesante y si que desempeñaste bien el papel jua jua
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